eat shit and die

okay, it seems pretty obvious that if you ate shit, you probably would die, or in the least become really sick. so it is definitely a really great thing to say to someone if you, well, just want them to drop dead and also do something disgusting in the process. (my politically correct apologies to all of you out there who do regularly like to eat shit, but i'm also not going to get into the whole scat thing) the closest i get to eating shit is eating shrimp in chinese food that hasn't been cleaned really well (you've all seen it, i know) as this is a blog about food and drink i feel perfectly justified in posting about this. i'm just in that mood. someone is just yanking my chain, i'm a loaded gun, my nerves are being plucked. (welcome to my cliche festival) and all i want to say is "eat shit and die, goddam you, motherfucking bitch" i feel better already, but not quite over it, so here goes. i don't really get it but the definition of "shit eating grin" is enough to aggravate anyone and i'm in that mood so here it is..."a look of extreme satisfaction on someone's face that is annoying to other people who are less happy". isn't that great?! don't you just wanna have that look and face some one particular person sometimes?! i do!!! right the fuck now!!! here's some more. one of my favorite characters on south park (and i have several) is mr. hanky the christmas poo. it has nothing to do with shit per se; and nobody ever eats mr. hanky (at least not in any episode i've ever seen); but its just the fact that it is a piece of shit that somehow, to the crazed minds of the south park creators, has come to represent something about christmas. well, i'm all for pretty much anything that goes against the status quo and this goes just about as far as you can. ok, so much for toilet humor. please watch this and feel better. poo is all of us.